I know this is very sophomoric, but somehow it strikes me as higihly appropriate.
Republican U.S. Rep. Marilyn Musgrave’s re-election campaign was already heated, and it just got smelly as well: Her staff accused a Democratic activist Thursday of leaving an envelope full of dog feces at Musgrave’s Greeley office.
Musgrave spokesman Shaun Kenney said someone stuffed the envelope through the mail slot in the door on May 31 and then sped away in a car. Kenney said most of the preprinted return address was blacked out, but staffers used the nine-digit ZIP code to trace it to Kathleen Ensz, a Weld County Democratic volunteer.
I guess they didn’t have time to do it right: put it in a brown back, set it on fire, ring the doorbell and run away….
(If you don’t know the backstory on this, Musgrave is the sponsor of the Federal Marriage Amendment.)