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Ice Queen of Heaven?

Regarding my previous post, are these people any less strange than the Scientologists, the Zeus worshipers, or anyone else?

Photobucket - Video and Image HostingAn ice formation inside a Morton, Texas, grocery store's freezer is prompting tears from people who see it and has apparently answered the prayers of some visitors, according to a Local 6 News report.

Morton Thrifty Foods employee Alma Avalos said when she went to the back she noticed that some drops of water from the ceiling had frozen.

As more and more people began to hear about the Virgin Mary, they started traveling in droves to see the ice.

Some people cried when they spotted the ice and others said it answered their prayers.

"I had a lump in my breast and yesterday when I went home it disappeared," a woman said. "I don't have it no more."

Others said they believe the ice formation is the real thing.

Well, at least now we know how she stayed a virgin. She was frigid. (Hat-tip to Ed for that one. And, speaking of which, make my daiquiri a virgin, Ed. And strawberry.) Can't laugh at these folks, or call them crazy, because that would be rude. So I'm not sure what else to say.

2 Comments

  1. In answer to your question, no.

    I wouldn’t have trouble laughing at them or calling them crazy…if it weren’t so pathetic and kind of sad.

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