Name That Innendo 
Too bad we don’t live in New Zealand. Because we’d get commercials like this, which crams in more sexual innuendoes than I knew existed (no, really, I had to look some of them up) but does it that’s TV-safe.
How many did you spot? I got these:
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And I’m not linking to any definitions. You can google ‘em just like I had to do. (Also the Urban Dictionary is a good place to look them up as well.)
- choking the chicken
- spit roast
- cream pie
- tea bagging
- head
- 69
- pocket pool
- dirty sanchez
- ron jeremy
- man sandwich
- rusty trombone
These I had to look up:
- dirt track
- space docking
- beef curtains
- dog in the bathtub
- painter
And there were some that were totally lost on me, like the bit about his (apparently lost) watch, the bit about the pony, the name the bar, and I couldn’t make out what the guy said to the barmaid when he placed his order.
Still, I don’t think that commercial is much fun as this bit from short films on Logo. It’s a favorite in our house.
How many did you get that time?
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I think he ordered a hand shandy. I thought the tradesman entrance was funny also. I did have to look some up though.
So, you missed space docking, which made me laugh my ass off when i saw it.
You missed spanking the donkey.
And actually, the ‘meat sandwich/man sandwich’ was a double DOUBLE entrende, as he was both being offered a meat sandwich while being part of a man sandwich.
But then, I’m a kiwi
I also spotted a Map of Tassie behind the pool table.
Don’t forget donkey punch.
The infamous Rusty Trombone
Aw, man! I got only choking the chicken and 69 even though I was looking REALLY hard. Someone tell me know if “Sandblaster” has a meaning of which I’m unaware!
Now I know why my husband smiles and says “”lusty, but demure.”
What was the deal with the boar’s head with the sword in its mouth? That *had* to be an innuendo.