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Aug 29 2007

Name That Innendo

Posted by: terrance in humor, sex, video

Too bad we don’t live in New Zealand. Because we’d get commercials like this, which crams in more sexual innuendoes than I knew existed (no, really, I had to look some of them up) but does it that’s TV-safe.

How many did you spot? I got these:

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And I’m not linking to any definitions. You can google ‘em just like I had to do. (Also the Urban Dictionary is a good place to look them up as well.)

choking the chicken
spit roast
cream pie
tea bagging
head
69
pocket pool
dirty sanchez
ron jeremy
man sandwich
rusty trombone

These I had to look up:

dirt track
space docking
beef curtains
dog in the bathtub
painter

And there were some that were totally lost on me, like the bit about his (apparently lost) watch, the bit about the pony, the name the bar, and I couldn’t make out what the guy said to the barmaid when he placed his order.

Still, I don’t think that commercial is much fun as this bit from short films on Logo. It’s a favorite in our house.

How many did you get that time?

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8 Responses to “Name That Innendo”

Shaun says:
August 30th, 2007 at 1:15 pm
I think he ordered a hand shandy. I thought the tradesman entrance was funny also. I did have to look some up though.
pinky says:
September 11th, 2007 at 4:59 am
So, you missed space docking, which made me laugh my ass off when i saw it.
Sarah in Chicago says:
September 11th, 2007 at 9:26 am
You missed spanking the donkey.

And actually, the ‘meat sandwich/man sandwich’ was a double DOUBLE entrende, as he was both being offered a meat sandwich while being part of a man sandwich.

But then, I’m a kiwi
zezebelle says:
September 11th, 2007 at 10:41 am
I also spotted a Map of Tassie behind the pool table.
gordo says:
September 11th, 2007 at 1:35 pm
Don’t forget donkey punch.
Bruce says:
September 11th, 2007 at 8:06 pm
The infamous Rusty Trombone
Sandblaster says:
September 11th, 2007 at 9:39 pm
Aw, man! I got only choking the chicken and 69 even though I was looking REALLY hard. Someone tell me know if “Sandblaster” has a meaning of which I’m unaware!

Now I know why my husband smiles and says “”lusty, but demure.”
ReginaGiraffe says:
September 16th, 2007 at 9:43 pm
What was the deal with the boar’s head with the sword in its mouth? That *had* to be an innuendo.

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