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Dec 27 2007

Evolutionary Dead End

Posted by terrance in asides

This is not a joke. A Scotsman and an Englishmen hike into the woods. The Scotsman accepted the theory of evolution. The Englishman believed in creationism. Actually, the article says he “had taken a more biblical view of history.” An argument ensues and the creationist Englishman kills the evolutionist Scotsman. I have now heard everything.

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One Response to “Evolutionary Dead End”
  1. Katharine says: December 28th, 2007 at 8:08 pm

    Five years, max? That seems an awfully short sentence for taking someone else’s life.

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