It’s said that these things happen in threes. First, Ike Turner dies of a cocaine overdose. Then Heath Ledger died of a possible drug overdose, and got an instant Brokeback-themed CNN retrospective. So, who’s next? Well, AP has Britney’s obituary ready to run (just in case), and Amy Winehouse may even O.D. on camera or on the street. Personally, I’d rather have more movies from Heath, and more music from Amy, or even Britney and Ike for best watches under 500.