Comments on: The Gay Questionnaire

By: Lucas

Lucas — Fri, 20 Jun 2008 17:12:54 +0000

1. How old were you when you knew you were gay? About 9-10yo
2. Ever had sex with the opposite sex? Nope. Never Curious.
3. First person you came out to? A high school friend, years after grad.
4. Out to your family? Yes.
5. Want children? Maybe. Pictured myself as father, but not sure now.
6. Have more gay or straight friends? Mostly straight. Few gay
7. Were you out in school? Nope.
8. Is your best friend the same sex as you? Yes.
9. If your best friend is the same sex, ever had sex with them? No.
10. Ever done crystal meth? No. I prob would given circle of friends.
11. Ever been in a sling? No.
12. Ever done a 3-way? No. Never had the chance.
13. Ever dressed in drag? No.
14. Would you date a drag queen? Yes, but like T, only performers.
15. Top/bottom or truly versatile? Bottom.
16. Seen an uncircumcised penis? Yes.
17. Had sex with different ethnicity? Yes. I’m Asian, my partner’s black.
18. Ever barebacked? No.
19. How many Cher CDs do you own? 2 maxis
20. Name of your first love? Nolan
21. Do you still talk to them? Nope. My family moved.
22. Does size matter? Not sure…
23. Biggest turn on? Wit
24. Biggest turn off? Stupidity
25. Been harassed due to you orientation? Yeah. Name calling.
26. Worst gay stereotype that applies to you? Loves Barbra Streisand
27. Ever been to a pride rally? Yeah. Not lately — too gay for me.
28. Would you marry if you could? Yeah – for legal protections.
29. Rich & smart or young & beautiful? Rich & smart. Plastic surgery, baby.
30. Sculpt your eyebrows? No.
31. Trim your body hair? Yes.
32. Ever had sex with more than one person in a day? No.
33. Ever been to an orgy? No.
34. Dated your best friends ex? No – I’m not into girls.
35. Vote for Hillary Clinton if she ran for president? Irrelevant.
36. Want monogamy in your relationships? Yeah.
37. Believe in true love? Yep. I’m with mine.
38. Have any tattoos? No. I want one.
39. Have any piercings? Both ears pierced
40. Would you date a smoker? Used to.
41. Get HIV tests every 6 months? Yes.
42. Know anyone who has died from HIV? Yes – a few.
43. Know what Stonewall was? Yeah.
44. Strangest place you have had sex? Laundry room of apart. complex.
45. Strangest place you’ve woken up? Inside my closet.
46. Best years behind or in front of you? In front of me, I hope.
47. Favorite porn movie? Don’t remember.
48. Are you in love now? Yes. Very much so.
49. Ever been in love with a straight guy? Yes. In jr. hi & hi school.
50. Did you ever have sex with him? Nah. They straight. (AFAIK)
51. Ever been to a nude beach? No.
52. Ever been to a bath house? Yeah. Met my partner there.
53. Ever had sex in public? Yeah. Technically.
54. Stayed in a relationship for Money or Security? No.
55. Ever keyed someone’s car? No.
56. Ever fantasized killing someone not famous? Yeah.
57. Ever witnessed someone dying? No.
58. Ever contemplated suicide? Yes.
59. Are you glad you’re still here? Yes.

By: Tim Who?

Tim Who? — Thu, 19 Jun 2008 19:57:53 +0000

1. How old were you when you knew you were gay?

Can’t remember back that far.

2. Have you ever had sex with the opposite sex?

Nope. Never wanted to. Never even was curious.

3. Who was the first person you came out to?
Can’t remember back that far.

4. Are you out to your family?

Yes.

5. Do you want children?

No.

6. Do you have more gay friends or straight friends?

50/50.

7. Were you out in school?

No.

8. Is your best friend the same sex as you?

Yes.

9. If your best friend is the same sex, have you ever had sex with them?

I married him.

10. Have you ever done crystal meth?

No.

11. Have you ever been in a sling?

No.

12. Have you ever done a 3-way?

Yes.

13. Have you ever dressed in drag?

No.

14. Would you date a drag queen?

Yes.

15. Are you a top/bottom or truly versatile?

Yes.

16. Have you seen an uncircumcised penis?

Yes.

17. Have you had sex with someone of a different ethnicity?

Yes.

18. Have you ever barebacked?

Yes.

19. How many Cher CDs do you own?

One.

20. Name of your first love?

Can’t remember back that far.

21. Do you still talk to them?

Can’t remember back that far.

22. Does size matter?

No.

23. Biggest turn on?

Eye’s and smile.

24. Biggest turn off?

Cruelty and ignorance.

25. Ever been harassed due to you orientation?

Yes.

26. Worst gay stereotype that applies to you?

Being less than the epitome of masculinity.

27. Ever been to a pride rally?

Yes.

28. Would you marry if you could?

I can and I did.

29. Would you rather be rich and smart or young and beautiful?

Rich and smart. Youth and beauty fade.

30. Do you sculpt your eyebrows?

No.

31. Do you trim your body hair?

I shave my face every day.
My body? Never.

32. Ever had sex with more than one person in a day.

Yes.

33. Ever been to an orgy?

Yes.

34. Have you dated your best friends ex?

Yes.

35. Would you vote for Hillary Clinton if she ran for president?

No.

36. Do you want monogamy in your relationships?

Don’t care.

37. Do you believe in true love?

Yes.

38. Do you have any tattoos?

No.

39. Do you have any piercings?

No.

40. Would you date a smoker?

No.

41. Do you get HIV tests every 6 months?

No.

42. Do you know anyone who has died from HIV?

Yes.

43. Do you know what Stonewall was?

Yes.

44. Strangest place you have had sex?

That would be the butt, Bob.

45. Strangest place you’ve woken up?

In my bed with someone I have never met before.

46. Are your best years behind or in front of you?

My heart says ahead but my brain says behind.

47. Favorite porn movie?

Changes daily.

48. Are you in love now?

Madly, with my husband.

49. Ever been in love with a straight guy?

Yes.

50. Did you ever have sex with him?

Yes.

51. Have you ever been to a nude beach?

Yes.

52. Have you ever been to a bath house?

Nope.

53. Ever had sex in public?

Yes.

54. Have you ever been/stayed in a relationship for Money or Security, instead of Love and Friendship?

No.

55. Have you ever keyed someone’s car?

No.

56. Have you ever fantasized killing someone not famous?

Yes.

57. Have you ever witnessed someone dying?

Yes.

58. Have you ever contemplated suicide?

Yes.

59. Are you glad you’re still here?

Yes.

By: Buffy

Buffy — Thu, 19 Jun 2008 04:21:43 +0000

1. How old were you when you knew you were gay?

I was around 8 or 9.

2. Have you ever had sex with the opposite sex?

Never.

3. Who was the first person you came out to?

My best friend, who happened to be lesbian too.

4. Are you out to your family?

Yes, though only recently.

5. Do you want children?

I never have and don’t imagine I ever will.

6. Do you have more gay friends or straight friends?

More gay than straight, but I tend to keep a very small circle of friends.

7. Were you out in school?

No. I had enough problems without adding homophobia to the mix.

8. Is your best friend the same sex as you?

Yes.

9. If your best friend is the same sex, have you ever had sex with them?

No.

10. Have you ever done crystal meth?

Heck no.

11. Have you ever been in a sling?

No.

12. Have you ever done a 3-way?

No. I was a virgin until I met the woman I’m about to marry.

13. Have you ever dressed in drag?

I was a bit of a tomboy when I was younger but I never actually dressed in drag.

14. Would you date a drag queen?

If I ever started dating again (which I don’t anticipate as I’m getting married) I’d consider it.

15. Are you a top/bottom or truly versatile?

I’m quite versatile.

16. Have you seen an uncircumcised penis?

Yes, but only in the line of duty.

17. Have you had sex with someone of a different ethnicity?

Does an Italian-American count?

18. Have you ever barebacked?

N/A

19. How many Cher CDs do you own?

None.

20. Name of your first love?

Paula.

21. Do you still talk to them?

Once in a while.

22. Does size matter?

N/A

23. Biggest turn on?

Kindness, attentiveness.

24. Biggest turn off?

Apathy, cruelty.

25. Ever been harassed due to you orientation?

The usual names and hate-speech. Thankfully nothing physical…yet.

26. Worst gay stereotype that applies to you?

Supposedly I have the “scary deep lesbian voice”.

27. Ever been to a pride rally?

Once.

28. Would you marry if you could?

I’m going to in a few weeks.

29. Would you rather be rich and smart or young and beautiful?

Rich and smart. Youth and beauty only last so long and get you so far.

30. Do you sculpt your eyebrows?

No. There’s no use–they’re practically transparent.

31. Do you trim your body hair?

Some of it.

32. Ever had sex with more than one person in a day>

No.

33. Ever been to an orgy?

No.

34. Have you dated your best friends ex?

No.

35. Would you vote for Hillary Clinton if she ran for president?

If she were still around I would.

36. Do you want monogamy in your relationships?

Absolutely.

37. Do you believe in true love?

I have it.

38. Do you have any tattoos?

No. They’re definitely not for me.

39. Do you have any piercings?

Three in one ear and two in the other.

40. Would you date a smoker?

I am.

41. Do you get HIV tests every 6 months?

I don’t have any need right now.

42. Do you know anyone who has died from HIV?

No.

43. Do you know what Stonewall was?

Of course.

44. Strangest place you have had sex?

Standing on an empty beach under the moonlight at around 1am.

45. Strangest place you’ve woken up?

At a friend’s house after too much to drink (but nothing kinky).

46. Are your best years behind or in front of you?

Ahead of me.

47. Favorite porn movie?

Don’t have one.

48. Are you in love now?

Indeed, with my fiancee.

49. Ever been in love with a straight woman?

Not in love, but I had a crush on one once.

50. Did you ever have sex with her?

No.

51. Have you ever been to a nude beach?

No.

52. Have you ever been to a bath house?

No.

53. Ever had sex in public?

Sort of…the deserted beach at 1am.

54. Have you ever been/stayed in a relationship for Money or Security, instead of Love and Friendship?

No.

55. Have you ever keyed someone’s car?

Never.

56. Have you ever fantasized killing someone not famous?

No.

57. Have you ever witnessed someone dying?

Yes.

58. Have you ever contemplated suicide?

Yes.

59. Are you glad you’re still here?

Absolutely.