There there’s my good friends at WMATA. (The picture above is one of their old posters.) There are two bus stops at the end of my street, one on my side and one on the other, both for buses that will take me to Metro stations roughly equidistant from my office. So, I can catch either. The one across the street comes a little earlier, and that’s the one I prefer. But the bus arrival times are more like a window period. It may arrive a few minutes early, in which case I’ve already missed it by the time I get out the door. Or it’s running a few minutes late. The problem is, I don’t know which is the case, but I need to know soon, because the bus on my side of the street comes just a minute or two later (though sometimes they arrive at the same time.)
So, I end up calling WMATA’s number, to get the scheduled arrival times. Their system is voice automated, and it never fails that I have to shout over the noise of the traffic, and the damn thing doesn’t understand me anyway. At least I’m outside, and there’s no one around for me to annoy.
But those are small issues compared to no. 8.
5. Texting while driving.
Somebody please get the “Darwin Awards” on the phone. Of course, if you’re driving when you do, make sure you’re on hands free or have pulled over before you start explaining how there are people who send texts while behind the wheel of a vehicle. According to a Harvard University study, cell phones cause over 200 deaths and half a million injuries each year. And that’s with eyes on the road! Laws are in place to make sure people aren’t talking on their phones, and yet people are typing?!?! (I very rarely use the double question mark with the double exclamation point at the end of sentences, but this is ridiculous) I would love to see the tombstone: Was LOL when he WCTTFW (Went crashing through the freaking windshield) Anyone caught texting while driving should be stripped of their driving
Are people fucking kidding me with this? Texting while driving? I wouldn’t believe it, except that I’ve seen it myself. We’ll be driving to or from the grocery store or some shopping errand, and I’ll look over and see someone in the next car texting way, some with the phone secured in their hands while steering the car. If I’m driving, I try to move away from them at a safe speed. If I’m not, I’ll give the hubby a heads up.
I mean, what are people thinking?