Cell Phone Etiquette Rules
OK. I’ll confess to breaking at least a couple of these. I’ve broken no. 1 countless times, mainly because of poor reception. If I get a call at work, the reception in my office is a little spotty, so I’ll end up walking to the empty office across the hall while saying “Hello?! Hello?! Can you hear me?” pretty loudly because they can’t hear me. At least not until I get across the hall. In the meantime I’ve got to sound like an idiot long enough to make sure I don’t lose the call between point A and point B. If the empty office across the hall is occupied, then I might end up standing in the hallway sounding like an idiot. A loud idiot.
There there’s my good friends at WMATA. (The picture above is one of their old posters.) There are two bus stops at the end of my street, one on my side and one on the other, both for buses that will take me to Metro stations roughly equidistant from my office. So, I can catch either. The one across the street comes a little earlier, and that’s the one I prefer. But the bus arrival times are more like a window period. It may arrive a few minutes early, in which case I’ve already missed it by the time I get out the door. Or it’s running a few minutes late. The problem is, I don’t know which is the case, but I need to know soon, because the bus on my side of the street comes just a minute or two later (though sometimes they arrive at the same time.)
So, I end up calling WMATA’s number, to get the scheduled arrival times. Their system is voice automated, and it never fails that I have to shout over the noise of the traffic, and the damn thing doesn’t understand me anyway. At least I’m outside, and there’s no one around for me to annoy.
But those are small issues compared to no. 8.













