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Apparently, a Black man can’t wear a hoodie in Congress either. At least he didn’t get shot.
Thank goodness! The John Edwards sex tape — the one he made with his mistress and campaign videographer — will suffer the same fate as Edwards’ political career. It will be destroyed. Let’s hope no copies were made, and that one less of these things will be making the rounds online.
Weird. I haven’t posted anything about Whitney Houston’s death. I have an unfinished post that may go up soon, but that’s it. Still, I just peeked at my stats and discovered this 2008 post about Whitney House and Amy Winehouse got over 2,000 visits this weekend.
I came away from CPAC a little disappointed yesterday, for two reasons:
On the up side, it looks like I may be partying with gay, Republican presidential candidate Fred Karger tonight.
OK. I plead guilty to this When I got my iPhone 4, I gave Parker my old iPhone 3G (with parental controls in place, phone service deactivated, everything restored to factory settings, history wiped clean, and internet access and the App Store on lockdown) to play games on, etc. But does that make me a “Scrooge”? Puh-leeze. An eight-year-old needs the latest iPhone?
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Thought bubbles:
George H.W. Bush: This was *surprisingly* fun. I didn’t think it would be.
Barack Obama: Lord, I haven’t even been sworn in yet and I’m doing idiotic photo ops in the Oval Office.
George W. Bush: This picture gon’ really enhance my legacy. I can’t look any more presidential than this.
Bill Clinton: I sure had some fun times in THIS office.
Jimmy Carter: Can we get down to business. I’ve got some ideas about the Israeli-Palestinian situation I want to share.
George Bush Jnr: Daddy. Don’t Look Now. There’s a black man standing between us!
George Bush Snr: Shut Up Son, You are an embarrasment!
Obama: Slumming it! Do Wop De Wee! Ooh !’m Slumming it! Ahh Ah Ah
Bill Clinton: Memories, Monica Blowing me. Memories, Lewinskies Great Big Mamories.
Jimmy carter: Don’t you forget about me!
Bush/Bush Jr.: Ha ha, Blue Ties win!
Obama: See, I can reach across the aisle.
Clinton: Can I get a cocktail?
Carter: I’m too old for these games.