Dick Armey is no Winston Churchill. But this:

Reminded me of this.

There is a famous exchange between Winston Churchill and Lady Astor when they were both staying at Blenheim Castle visiting the Marlboroughs. The two politicians had been at each other’s throat all weekend when Lady Astor said, “Winston, if I were your wife I’d put poison in your coffee.” Whereupon Winston said, “Nancy, if I were your husband I’d drink it.” (1)

And, to Joan Walsh, if I were married to Dick Armey, I’d probably be drinking Drano on the rocks.